The Cancer Card The Cancer Card The Cancer Card
The Cancer Card The Cancer Card The Cancer Card
$5.00

The Cancer Card

Brand: Stupid Cancer
SKU: 10038-3PACK
Shipping Cost: Calculated at Checkout
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Oh no! Are you sick and tired of people asking you, "How are you feeling, today?", or perhaps one of those "But you look great!" awkward moments? But wait! There's more! "You've lost so much weight!", or "I love the new hairdo! What's your secret?" What to do???

It's time to cash in all those pity chips and milk your diagnosis for all it's worth. Why? Because why not? Play your cancer card. You'll be glad you did. After all, you've earned it. Survivors rule!

 

  • The Cancer Card is a novelty item that raises awareness for young adult cancer.
  • The Cancer Card has no actual value and cannot be used to redeem rewards points or any actual goods or services.
  • The Cancer Card cannot get you out of jail free, nor can it get you out of cancer treatment, a spat with your partner or jury duty.

 

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Perfect!
Written by Jamie on 18th Sep 2015

Just what I need when I just can't even anymore!

The Cancer Card
Written by undefined on 18th Sep 2015

Love it!! I use the cancer card at various times and now I can just take out the cancer card. Enough said!! Great conversation piece! Thanks!

love it!
Written by Lynnette Rivera on 17th Mar 2015

...Because why not... :)

Greatest cards ever!
Written by undefined on 10th Feb 2015

Love these cards! As a five year survivor, I still get asked some pretty annoying, rude questions. The Cancer Card allows me to express my feelings. Gave some to my co-survivors so they can, too!!!

So funny
Written by Mary on 5th Feb 2015

Love the meaning of it!

So funny
Written by Mary on 5th Feb 2015

Love the meaning of it!

cancer card
Written by Donna on 2nd Feb 2015

This product was even better than I expected. So glad that I have several of them. Plan to share them with my survivor friends. Would definitely recommend this product for empowerment and hope.

Almost perfect!
Written by undefined on 29th Aug 2014

Such a great idea, love it! I keep mine in my wallet just in case the right moment pops up and I need to whip it out! Some suggestions: I think the fine print on the back of the card should be replaced with the fine print in the product description instead. The "shunning people who repeatedly ask, 'how are you feeling today?'" does not seem to fit, in my opinion. Maybe add a cancer ribbon too?

Love the Cancer Card!!!
Written by Donna D on 10th Jul 2014

I am a cancer survivor, I now talk to a lot of survivor. I usually say to them at one point, play your cancer card. Trying to make them laugh about their situation and keep things light. When a good friend was diagnosed I decided I was going to make him a cancer card, I knew he would get a chuckle out of it. Just by chance I looked on line and was so surprised to find you had this card. I quickly purchased some and recently purchased more. Love Them!!! Cancer patients need to smile and this card brings a smile to their face. Thank you

Pull the Cancer Card
Written by Jakina on 19th Jun 2014

We've all done it...pulled the cancer card, now you can pull it literally. And it makes for some super funny and super awkward moments. Definitely a must have for any cancer patient. Don't want to wait in line, "excuse me sir, I have cancer (flash the cancer card)". Tired of stupid questions, "well actually I have cancer (flash the card)" or the best one I've done so far, at a store I was asked if I had any discounts-student, military, etc. and I pulled out my cancer card "you got anything for this?" awkward silence...."um I dont think we do cancer, but I'll give you our best discount anyway". Great times!

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