The Cancer Card

Brand: Stupid Cancer
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SKU: 10038-3PACK
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Oh no! Are you sick and tired of people asking you, "How are you feeling, today?", or perhaps one of those "But you look great!" awkward moments? But wait! There's more! "You've lost so much weight!", or "I love the new hairdo! What's your secret?" What to do???

It's time to cash in all those pity chips and milk your diagnosis for all it's worth. Why? Because why not? Play your cancer card. You'll be glad you did. After all, you've earned it. Survivors rule!


  • The Cancer Card is a novelty item that raises awareness for young adult cancer.
  • The Cancer Card has no actual value and cannot be used to redeem rewards points or any actual goods or services.
  • The Cancer Card cannot get you out of jail free, nor can it get you out of cancer treatment, a spat with your partner or jury duty.


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It Actually Works/Not Just A Gag
Written by Heather Mueller on 27th Sep 2018

I recieved this as a gift from a friend after my cancer metastasized and I went terminal. I show this puppy everywhere and always ask waiters, store managers, etc. what does my card do for me in their business, store, what have you. Not one person hasn't laughed and some have even given me extra accomdations. I truly think there needs to be a Terminal Cancer Card edition though. Would larger bulk packs at a discount because I need all my cancer brothers and sisters I come across to get one as well. They're pricey!

Kickin' Cancer's Arse!
Written by Carolyn Robbins on 8th Jul 2018

This is the second pack of these bad boys I've bought. I distributed some of the first amongst my ALK Positive (Cancer) buddies. Bought these just for me. Got them on every key fob and in every purse/card holder. I'm playing this card big time. My cancer is terminal but the fun I can have with these Mo Fo's isn't. Huge thanks to the brains behind this throne. xxx

Fun card
Written by Cat on 19th Mar 2018

What a fun way to laugh at cancer! Truly, if you've got it, play it. Because... cancer.

Playing the Cancer Card
Written by Carolyn on 4th Dec 2017

Oh joy! Got these for me and 2 other ALK's. Boy are we gonna play these! With an incurable cancer you've gotta find a laugh where ever you can! Such fun!

Written by Jamie on 18th Sep 2015

Just what I need when I just can't even anymore!

The Cancer Card
Written by undefined on 18th Sep 2015

Love it!! I use the cancer card at various times and now I can just take out the cancer card. Enough said!! Great conversation piece! Thanks!

love it!
Written by Lynnette Rivera on 17th Mar 2015

...Because why not... :)

Greatest cards ever!
Written by undefined on 10th Feb 2015

Love these cards! As a five year survivor, I still get asked some pretty annoying, rude questions. The Cancer Card allows me to express my feelings. Gave some to my co-survivors so they can, too!!!

So funny
Written by Mary on 5th Feb 2015

Love the meaning of it!

So funny
Written by Mary on 5th Feb 2015

Love the meaning of it!

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